Don’t know if y’all knew how obsessed with smart phones I am. Well, I am. Here’s something I wrote about myself to try and get my hands on the new OnePlus 3.
In the immortal words of Lionel Richie “Hello? Is it me you’re looking for?” Let me answer that question for you “Yes.”
My company asked me to write a bio to send out and share to everyone’s email. Thought I’d share this with you guys.
I like to say that I am an artist, rock star, and geek by passion, a teacher, coder, and writer by trade. Not the perfect elevator pitch, but I’m working on it. Over the years, I have accrued a large variety of technical and creative experience.
I decided to list all the things I’m doing and see if anybody is interested. Partly to get it out of my head, and partly to and see if anybody wants to collaborate or help me move any of it forward. Listed in order of how serious I am about the project. Links where appropriate. I may have forgotten a few:
- Creating an app (so close! Just need to figure out how to use PhoneGap plugins with PhoneGap Builder)
- Building a short-course or workshop to teach (maybe two) that I could do at a moment’s notice, then building an ebook around it.
- Starting up a chapter of ProtoHack (a non-code hacakthon) in
San Diego Los Angeles.
- A twitter account @JustTheFactoids and website where I give factoids that I think are funny or interesting. I hope to make mugs/T-shirts or artwork or something out of them.
- A twitter account @BullshitDoctor where you can ask me anything
- Erotic photography (link available upon request)
- Figuring out gardening
- Cooking as gourmet and as cheap as possible
- One blog post a week
- Creating a school and immersive course to teach people how to code
- Making more art and having more shows
- Starting an audio podcast (doesn’t matter what, I just want to get on the mic and practice and get better)
- A TV comedy show based on a company like Lyft called TOWT
- An app and a company around it that enables bartenders and bar/restaurant owners to create a happy hour on the fly
- A goth industrial band called R.I.V.E.T. (or maybe Rivet. We haven’t decided yet)
Writing an ebook on how to take good 360º and/or panorama pictures with your phone
- An interface and store for internet enabled gauges that are works of art
- Illegal miniature installations
Here is a plain text template I use to help come up with 10 ideas every day. Paper works even better, but sometimes a text file works.
I got this idea from this weird millionaire self-help guy James Altucher. Here’s a blog post where he lays out the 10 idea idea.
At first, I just came up with 10 random ideas based on a subject. I think my first list was 10 ideas for an app. I struggled at first (and still do sometimes) to do it every day, but after doing this every day for about two months, I started writing down what the first action step I would take to execute the idea would be next to each idea. The next level where I’m at now, is occasionally the 10 ideas will be for another person, and sometimes I tell them a few of the good ones.
The trick is, you don’t have to actually do any of them, and they don’t have to be particularly good ideas. The point is to train your brain to realize that there are a ton of ways to deal with any given problem, and you can always come up with something.
As a bonus, if I keep doing this every day for a year, I will have come up with 3,650 ideas. If even one or two of the ideas are great and you end up doing it, you will be ahead of the curve.
As a side effect, it helped lift me out of my depression.
I wrote this more honest and braggadocious work history as part of an application. I normally would not be so candid, but I felt like it was appropriate for the company. What do you think?
Freelance coder/designer: Top to bottom (Full Stack?) coding, negotiating contracts and selling mad skillz while overcoming imposter syndrome. Currently working on a PhoneGap app for iOS and Android.
Teacher at AcademyX: Kicking ass learning stuff like jQuery and MySQL super quickly, then teaching it to people. Update March 2015: just learned Angular.js in a week and taught it.
Artist: Making art and actually selling it, sometimes in other countries.
Teacher at Academy of Art: Teaching really smart and rich kids fun web coding and graphic design skills, and schooling them in the history of the internet and computers.
President of YLEM: Getting artists and technologists together to present mind-blowing presentations, agree to be interviewed for a magazine, and getting them art shows in galleries around San Francisco for a monthly membership fee.
Art Director at Urban Moto: Navigating the minefield of newsprint publishing while executing awesome design on tight deadlines for super picky advertisers and an insane boss.
There is an amazing musical form I recently discovered called “black MIDI.” It is the polar opposite of 4’33”, but if you take John Cage seriously, this stuff is worth at least knowing about in the context of experimental, or even postmodern music.
Here is an example:
Hello world! It’s been a long time. Over a year! Wow.
Well, I’m back. 2015 is the year I start blogging again.
Or not. Only time will tell.
Laughingsquid founder Scott Beale took a picture of me years ago when I was working at Caffe Trieste. I don’t remember him taking it, but I stumbled upon it today while doing a search.
Photo by from Flickr by Scott Beale
Using Chrome’s Build application, I built a virtual house out of Legos.
This is a house I built using Google's Build app
This is a simple house I build out of virtual LEGOs in Google’s Build app.
Here’s the link to my virtual Lego house in Australia.
It works like a simplified version of Google’s Sketchup app. If you have worked with Sketchup, or even if you haven’t, you should be able to figure it out pretty quickly. But once you do, be prepared to waste a lot of time working with virtual LEGOs.
Wrote this little thing to get my Flash chops up.
So I had to teach a class today on Flash. No biggie, right? Wrong.
A lot has changed since the 90s. ActionScript 3.0 won’t let you put scripts on buttons anymore. Which makes a lot of sense, because I was always loosing where I put my scripts (part of the reason I abandoned Flash so long ago). So it’s a little cleaner, but now everything has to be a function. Meh.
Here’s a little project I did to learn/remember how to make buttons do their thing. You click on one thing, it goes to another frame and stops. Click another thing and there’s a little animation with sound. And click one other thing and it links to a web page.